Four Eyed Darlings

Even though the sun hasn't blessed us with its presence on the so cal coast  much this summer there is one accessory that I personally feel affixed to rain or shine, somber or sunny.  The fashionable yet functional sunglass.  Guys we're stoked because almost any black pair of sunnies we throw on our dome will do the trick.  However, women, that vital morsel of your get up is necessitous to a finely honed stylish look.  So what brand of spectacles is right for you?  Hmmm... let's see, first ask yourself, "Am I a Jersey Shore fake 'n baked orange colored umpa loompa?" No, well then Prada, Gucci or D&G may not be your cup of tea.  Second and most importantly ask yourself, "Do I want a pair of shades that make me look damn sexy and make all the boys on the beach go from six to midnight simply from a glimpse of my tan ass and rockin shades?"  If you said yes to that second question then check out Electric's fresh new women's line of sunnies.  Built in a high fashion Italian factory these shades are made from the grandest of materials using delicate designer details.  Details that Kate Moss  herself would find flabbergasting.  That is if Kate Moss wore sunglasses or had a soul and was at all affected by the suns rays.  For some reason she just sparkles when she's outside in the sunlight.

Bro ya later,
.Stinky Britches.

Can I Pet Your Beer

What's better than an ice cold bottle of beer?  How about an ice cold bottle of beer that comes with a meticulously encased taxedermied rodent coozie... Oh yeah and that beer happens to pack a prodigious 55%  alcohol content!  Drink an entire bottle of this libatious celebration of malted hops and barley and your chipmunk encrusted bottled may start singing Disney tunes and C-walkin before your very eyes.  The brew masters at Brewdog used cutting-edge brewing techniques to give this redneck soda the scant flickering flavors of Juniper berries and other wildernessy delights.  With one sip you'll feel like you stepped out of your drab suburban dwelling into a glorious meadow, Alvin, Simon and Theodore will be there too.  The only hesitation I could possibly see as to why one would not want to purchase this nectar of the gods is the robust price tag, a whopping $650-$900...

Inebriatedly Your,
.Stinky Britches.

Emma Watson joins Facebook and Twitter

Emma has finally gone viral. She's joined facebook and twitter officially. Today she has asked fans to send her messages on twitter to help keep her awake after her late night setting up her facebook account. So get to it twitter loving people.

BTW when reading her facebook info, couldn't help but notice she has several projects in the pipeline since she is now done with the Harry Potter series. (trying not to get too excited.)

Emma Watson Twitter

Emma Watson Facebook

Emma Watson in Koh Samui Airport in Thailand

Emma was caught by the paparazzi in Thailand today! She looks so young in these photos. We are looking forward to whatever People Tree has up their sleeves.

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Nothing but Questions

I don't really know why I'm writing about this but this question has popped into my mind from time to time.  Where is the Universe?  Spatially, everything is somewhere, this is a known fact.  To know where something is spatially requires referencing another location.   I'll give you some professional examples. That hot broad with the huge jacks that sunbaths topless on her deck and thinks no one can see her lives at the top of my street. Or, everyone knows the best Roscoes Chicken and Waffles is the ghetto one in West LA off of Pico.  Ask for Big Mamma she hooks it up!

Even when you use a map, finding a place is dependent on a direct or indirect reference to someplace else. Laying that ground work location can be easily grasped on the relatively small scale like an address or state.  However,  this raises the question what in fact do we know about location on an infinitely larger scale?  We are on planet Earth, Earth is the 3rd planet from our Sun, our Sun is in the Milky Way Galaxy, the Milky Way Galaxy is in the Universe, the Universe is...?   Where the fuck is the fucking Universe?  If everything is somewhere in relation to something else then how can you describe the Universe spatially?  Is it everywhere?  Is it no where?  Have I been smoking pot again? (No mom I don't smoke).

So many questions can be manifested from the above paragraphs.  Mainly, why the hell did I waste my time writing about this?  I hope you can come up with your own answers to the multitude of questions that human kind has been pawing at for thousands of years.  If you come up with anything good comment below, I'd like to hear about it.  Or you can go smoke pot and watch Through The Wormhole with Morgan Freeman.

Where am I,

.Stinky Britches.

Emma in Bangladesh for People Tree

According to Facebook accounts over the last few days, Emma has been in Bangladesh with People Tree founder Safia Minney. Finally some photos have arised. She's looking absolutely adorable.
update: Emma was visiting the RCC or the Rajshahi Cadet College in Bangladesh (in these photos.)

Is this boat even safe?